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What a ‘film experience’ at Boston Calling might have looked like — with Vanyaland as curator

(l to r) Baby (ANSEL ELGORT), Bats (JAMIE FOXX), Darling (EIZA GONZALEZ) and Buddy (JON HAMM) decide on doing the heist in TriStar Pictures' BABY DRIVER.

As you might have noticed, the first batches of promotion for this year’s Boston Calling included a curious little tagline near the bottom of the poster. This year’s Memorial Day weekend festival, which starts today at Harvard Athletic Complex, was to include a “Film Experience Curated by Natalie Portman,” the actress and Harvard grad, and many people were wondering what the hell was up with that. Only a few months later did we find out that it’d been cancelled (though we’re not entirely sure, we can guess it might have had something to do with her having given birth to twins, which would complicate anyone’s schedule), and replaced by a Hannibal Buress-led comedy programme. It’s a huge loss, but we’re glad Buress and company stepped in.

It was briefly mentioned at an Allston Civic Association meeting by a festival organizer that Portman’s experience would have centered around “women in film”, and that got us to thinking. If we had control of a film experience to be tied into the festival, what would we show? And we got to thinking, and made up a little schedule for you below. Three of the films are upcoming releases (of course we’ve gotta pay love to what’s coming down the pipeline), but the rest are available to watch on your favorite streaming service or to rent from your preferred digital storefront.

Here’s what the Vanyaland Film Experience at Boston Calling would look like. You can have a "film experience" right there on your couch.

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Real talk: This is one of the best movies we’ve seen this past year, regardless of whether or not you’re going to throw the fuck up while you’re watching it. This is most definitely not for the squeamish, so if you’re have trouble with gory shit, we highly recommend you back the fuck up and go read our next entry (it’s a Coen Brothers movie!). If you feel inclined to stick around, you’re going to witness one of the best coming-of-age stories that we’ve ever seen, one that gets to the heart of the “college” experience even though it’s about some disgusting stuff. A young woman, a life-long vegetarian as decreed by her mother, goes to a veterinary college in France, and is forced to eat meat for the first time as a part of a hazing ritual. Let’s just say she acquires a taste for raw flesh, no matter if it can talk to you or not. If you can watch this movie, you most definitely should, and we wish we could say more about this to you, but that’d take away all the fun. Good luck.

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