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Wearing Lyrical Stitches: This Smiths flow chart will help decide if you want to go out tonight

Do you want to go out tonight? Unsure? Well, if the allure of the MBTA extending its late-night hours and the return of our indie dance night the Pill (for a one-off before founder DJ Ken moves to Los Angeles) isn’t enough, please allow the lyrical wit and wisdom of Morrissey help you decide.

Of course, while the Smiths will never steer you wrong, love, we do think you should go out tonight. Moz tends to be apprehensive about these things.

But you’ll look great. And have fun. Maybe.

Props to Troubled Mozza for the brilliance.

Smiths Flow Chart