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Next Mess: Tay Allyn is back with ‘Clean Ma Room’ and not even Swiffer can save this one


Back in July, Tay Allyn wanted to know why she didn’t get your ‘Mass Text’, which was a reasonable query since you are, after all, in her contacts. Now, the Los Angeles meme-pop singer has a new concern: a dirty sorority house bedroom.

As we learn in her latest single “Clean Ma Room,” Allyn knows it’s all her fault. She’s busy. She has a life. She has a boyfriend. And with all that, who has time to clean their room? Sheesh.

“Don’t make your bed, live life instead.”



Will it approach the two million plays of summertime un-hit “Mass Text?” Probably not. And that makes us feel especially dirty.