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Andrew Huang eliminates English’s most popular letter, writes rap song without the use of ‘E’


Even when not playing Scrabble, it’s pretty hard to win in life without using the letter “E.” If “Cute without the E” is emo, and rap with an “E” is something else entirely, then maybe the whipsmart Andrew Huang is on to something. In a clip posted last week that now has more than 400,000 views, the recognizable YouTube wordsmith raps for nearly three minutes without using the letter E.

For real? For ral.

It’s even got a clever chorus of “Do you kids miss this stiff fifth glyph?” Though, as a million YouTube users have pointed out, there is an “E” in the “Yeah!” in the background. Free pass, kids.


Check out the clip above, then follow the verses below. It should be noted that the last name Huang does not contain the letter “E.” But Andrew does. umad bro?


yo, without a topic i rock it
you just can’t knock it or box it
i will not quit or stop and lock lips
this is a rap song in which no lyrics contain that fifth capital
brains and wits magical
i strain to rip madrigals plain to bits
any occasion, i flip scripts
birthdays and kids’ trips
violin gigs, absurd paid shindigs and thursdays
i win big with wordplay
i could bring sounds that ring loud
just sing out anything that i think about
how i spray flows
your main bro claims dough from days old
on pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
but i’m on top of it, always
with or without that non-consonant
i still bring it
fans or not, my mom’s fond of it
and you ought to know i just brought this jazz to its limit
that’s right, your total abc’s without that fifth glyph is in it


i’m not using it
do you kids miss this fifth stiff glyph?
i’m not using it, ooh

so what do you want to do?
look at my lyrics – right in front of you
truthfully, with so much scrutiny
you think I’d goofily put any old symbol in?
mad lunacy, you must not watch my stuff usually
no miscalculations, i rap brutally at any opportunity
wow, actually did it!
post this track to your pals
got a knack for blowing your brains out blaow
dictionary nation, vocab’s amazing
difficulty: asian, and i’m just playing
shining bright any night, hit it right, kill a mici’m a mad man with a plan and i spit it tight
vividly spilling a million lilting rhythms and synonyms with a divinity in him
just winning at anything you might go giving him
finishing with only a possibility of pinnacling at infinity

i’m not using it
do you kids miss this fifth stiff glyph?
i’m not using it, ooh