[dropcap]V[/dropcap]alentine’s Day is next week, so love is in the air. Or maybe that’s just snow. EITHER WAY — Diddy apparently proposed to his longtime girlfriend Cassie the new-fashioned way, via Instagram.
How very 2014.
Getting down on bended knee, in person? He don’t got that kinda time.
TMZ is calling it the “cheapest proposal ever,” saying that Diddy and his worth of $580 million should have done something a little more, I don’t know, traditional? Maybe he shoulda bought an ad during the Super Bowl? And asked Cassie to marry him in Spanish.
“Granted, the rock is roughly the size of Pluto … but rather than renting out a baseball stadium and proposing in front of an orchestra, Diddy posted a photo of the ring on Instagram for his 3.2 million followers,” bitches TMZ.
Hell, if you’re gonna buy a rock that size for your lady, who wouldn’t want to flaunt it on Instagram to a few million people.
Oh, BTW, Cassie said yes. Obviously. Apparently Keyshia Cole posted this a few hours later…