Oh The Horror: In honor of ‘The Bye Bye Man’, here are the worst-named films in movie history

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

In the “failed franchise” hall of fame, Remo Williams holds a special spot near the exit. From having what might be the silliest name for a major star to ever hit the screen to the sequel-bait already thrown out in the title, this movie was doomed from the start. It might not have been an issue if the movie had been any good — lots of movies with shitty titles course correct in the sequel (see Batman Begins) but it was god-awful from the start. Fred Ward stars as Remo Williams, CURE assassin and ninja, trained by a white man in yellow face (Joel Grey), who must stop… something or other. To think that this piece of shit came from the same man who gave us Goldfinger is insanity. We can’t completely hate this movie’s title, though: It’s used pitch-perfectly in the finale of groundbreaking comic series Y: The Last Man, and makes us weep at the the very thought of it.