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Oh The Horror: In honor of ‘The Bye Bye Man’, here are the worst-named films in movie history

Two movies with some of the stupidest titles ever are hitting theaters this month: Horror flick The Bye Bye Man, which lands today for Friday the 13th, and Vin Diesel’s bicep-showcase xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, which hits next week. The former is one of the worst titles for a horror movie we’ve come across in the past 10 years, inspiring hearty laughter in the theaters in which the previewed screened and some pretty great parodies, while the xXx sequel sounds like less of a spy movie and more like something you’d find on a crusty rack behind the velvet curtain at the video store.

So, we got to thinking: What are some of the worst movie titles we’ve ever come across?

Find out more after the jump.

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Star Trek Into Darkness

With any rule, there are exceptions to it. This title could have really benefitted from a fucking colon, just as the movie itself could have benefitted from writers who weren’t fucking 9/11 truthers or a villain who completely and totally contradicted every previous portrayal in terms of accent and in race. While shockingly critically beloved (90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes!), it was super wise for Jon Chu and company to ignore this movie completely when making Star Trek Beyond. Ask any Trekkie worth their salt what they think of this movie and see what they say. We bet they’d prefer a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock than to watch this piece of garbage again.

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