And yeah yeah, we hear everyone saying “Who wants to see the 56-year-old’s schlong hanging out up there on stage?” But a bet’s a bet, and if the Crüe are coming to town, no better place to pay up than right here in New England in front of a few thousand screaming Patriots fans. Seahawks fans have been through enough already.
Here’s the original tweet, for the record:
No way on earth the Pats can beat @Seahawks.If they do I’ll play a song naked onstage and you don’t wanna see that…. #GoHawks