There’s a lot at stake in tomorrow’s men’s hockey Olympic match-up between the United States and Canada. Like, the chance to play for a gold medal, bragging rights between two increasingly-bitter rivals, and the opportunity to make Sidney Crosby cry like the little bitch that he is.
But one meme making the internet rounds today has raised the stakes — whoever loses tomorrow’s game in Sochi must keep Justin Bieber. The Canadian pop star has been in frequent trouble with the law in recent months, and as you know, a petition to have him deported was signed pretty much the entire US population.
Since we have Stanley Cup-winning goaltender Jonathan Quick between the pipes (and not Roberto Luongo or Carey Price), we like our chances.