Ohhh shit! It’s not even 4:20pm yet, but the 2013 Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial has gone live, and it’s another shitshow of epic proportions from the good folks at Hatchet Action News.
This year’s Gathering theme is the “Rise of the Underground,” and takes place August 7 to 11 in beautiful and scenic Cave-In-Rock, Illinois. Among the zillions (update: dozens?!?) of performers joining Insane Clown Posse are Vanilla Ice, Onyx (wha?!), Slaine, Tech 9ne, Sevendust, Kottonmouth Kings, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Soulfly (who are already getting shit for this via YouTube comments), Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Blowfly, uhh, Easy-E’s kid LIL Easy-E, and …and …and comedian Charlie Murphy. Get ready for a whole weekend of “I’m Rick James Bitch!” shout-outs.
There’s way more, including wresting, but you just gotta watch the video.
Spoiler alert: Ass Dan is not gonna make it to this year’s fest.