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The Replacement’s Edge: Here’s who we think should be AC/DC’s new ‘guest vocalist’

Last night, fans of AC/DC were thunderstruck when the legendary Australian hard rock band announced they were postponed 10 upcoming North American gigs due to the declining hearing of frontman Brian Johnson. Doctors have told the singer/screamer/grunter/prowler, who has fronted AC/DC since 1980, when he replaced the late Bon Scott, that he was at risk for “total hearing loss” if he did not stop touring immediately.

Given the age and various other health and legal issues surrounding AC/DC -- founding guitarist Malcolm Young left in 2014 due to increased dementia, while last year, drummer Phil Rudd was sentenced to eight months of home confinement on drug charges and being found guilty of threatening to kill a former employee -- Johnson's ailment appears to spell the end for the veteran group. But when AC/DC revealed the news last night, they stressed that the axed gigs were postponements and not cancellations. A press release declared that the stateside shows would be rescheduled for later in the year -- and, here is the bombshell, “likely with a guest vocalist.”

So, who should that vocalist be? This morning, we asked the Vanyaland staff who they think would be a perfect candidate to replace Johnson, and the responses ranged from the serious to the humorous to the most dangerous "candidate" of them all. Of course, this is all in good fun -- we all know Myles Kennedy will get the gig once he locks in the Stone Temple Pilots job.

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Donald Trump

By Daniel Brockman

Things that are not really requirements for being the singer of AC/DC:

1. Singing ability.
2. Being young.
3. Being attractive/sexy.

Requirements for singing for AC/DC:

1. Ability to rile up a large crowd.
2. Comfortable discussing one’s own penis.

So clearly if Trump loses his prez bid he could easily fill Brian Johnson’s yuuuuge shoes.

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