Like the sad boyfriend picking through the leftover flower scraps at the gas station on Valentine’s Day morning, we are coming at you super late with these awesome heavy metal-themed cards. But that’s fine, because Molten Metal Merchandise are all sold out anyway of their hot hot hot Valentine’s Day card series featuring the likes of King Diamond, Ronnie James Dio, Dee Snider, Lemmy and other titans of hard rock.
So like your resolution to get to the florist in advance of February 14 next year, file them away and get them ordered come January (or you could go all ghetto-style and print them out yourself in time for tonight’s sponge bath). Either way, when your heart is shaped like an upside down cross, your lover deserves only the best.
Here’s a look at our faves, with a h/t to Dangerous Minds…
