The pop singer opened the show with a decent-enough opening performance alongside Nicki Minaj and Jessie J, took home a Moonman for Best Pop Video for “Problem,” and then had the good sense to blow right the fuck past Riff Raff en route to the podium to accept her VMA.
Watch the clip below; Riff Raff, sitting with Katy Perry, tries to play it off at the end, but there’s no denying the human cartoon was left hanging.
Miley got a kiss, Katy got quick hand-shake. Riff Raff got straight-up passed.
Grande ain’t got time for that shit.
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