Heart Attack-tack-tack-tack: Listen to Steve Porter’s new ‘Life Alert Remix’

Fresh off remixing Toronto crackhead mayor Rob Ford back in November, Massachusetts DJ/producer Steve Porter has today unveiled his latest spin: the Life Alert commercial.

Premiering on Funny or Die, the “Life Alert Remix” features Porter’s trademark remix work, and it’s pretty similar to what we’ve heard from him in the past on remixes of Allen Iverson, the Slap Chop, and our all-time favorite, 2009’s “Year in Autotune.”

But this new offering has 100% more Wilfred Brimley, and a bunch of old people so you know it’s fresh and real.

Check it out…