Realm pundit Brigid Nastasia recent noted that all was “fair in love and #PLUR.” But once kandi ravers start entering the equation, all bets are off. Since it’s Friday, and we figure most of you are ready to set off this weekend on a Bacchanalian journey of unprotected sex, we wanted to pass along this here video. “Kandi Ravers Are Sweet,” which we discovered today on Be The Rave, is all the birth control you could ever ask for.
Just think, in 13 years, that twerking girl bragging about touching dick and rolling her face off could be your daughter. Or the dude WAY into candy bracelets could be your son. Hell, you could end up in a Pig In A Poke costume, asking dipshit kids about EDM.
Wrap it up tonight. In fact, make it a double.
Kandi may be sweet, but it sours very quickly.