Breaking news, everyone: Kurt Cobain? Not dead. In fact, he’s “still alive”.
At least that’s word coming in to the newsroom tonight from Jaden Smith. We could be in for one hell of a Friday morning.
Kurt Cobain Is Still Alive
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 11, 2016
Oh, wait.
He Lives Inside The Souls Of The Youth
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 11, 2016
Oh, ok.
Well then carry on. #TGIF.