One thing we love about the John Wick movies is that they’re patently goofy as fuck — let’s be real, these movies wouldn’t be too out of place in the mid-aughts, albeit with a little more nu-metal on the soundtrack and maybe Jon Favreau in the supporting cast — and we’re pumped that the fourth (and supposedly final) installment is doubling down on that inherent silliness. Case in point, this brand-new “final trailer” for John Wick: Chapter 4, which looks like a ball and a half as well as a fitting way to ensure that Lionsgate is able to sell these movies as a “quadralogy” for eternity. Forget to get a Christmas present for your father-in-law? Grab the 4K box set! Is your best friend getting married in virtual reality? Get them the streaming set! Did your aunt upload her consciousness into the machine godhead? Well, they’ve probably got media formats in there as well, so buy these films in whatever that format is. They’ll still be oodles of fun.
Peep it:
Here’s your standard-issue John Wick synopsis, which we think could pretty accurately sum up each of the installments of the franchise so far, barring that initial burst of “Oh, they’re not going to really kill the dog, are they?” energy:
”John Wick (Keanu Reeves) uncovers a path to defeating the High Table. But before he can earn his freedom, Wick must face off against a new enemy with powerful alliances across the globe and forces that turn old friends into foes.”
John Wick: Chapter 4 hits theaters on March 24. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, shoot a text over to 310-564-8005 for “classified updates,” per Lionsgate. All we know is that if they start shilling Dogecoin or promising you free Shiba Inu tokens, you’re either getting scammed or talking to Keanu Reeves himself.