It just wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day without Kim Petras. Our alt-pop queen has returned from the heathen’s heaven to ear fuck the Hallmark holiday with the surprise drop of new EP Slut Pop Miami, a raunchy sex-positive sequel to her 2022 Slut Pop EP. It was inspired by Petras’ hedonistic trips to the South Florida city, where she likely avoided all the strip malls and retirement homes. Normally in this Fast Tracked space, we’d supply a quote from the icon herself, you know, for context and shit, but here we’ll just read off the insane track list: 1. “Slut Pop Reprise”; 2. “Gag On It”; 3. “Fuckin’ This Fuckin’ That”; 4. “Banana Boat”; 5. “Get Fucked”; 6. “Rim Job”; 7. “Cockblocker”; 8. “Butt Slutt”; 9. “Head Head Honcho”; 10. “Cubana”; 11. “Whale Cock”; 12. “Can we fuck?”. Well, we wonder what “Cubana” is all about…