It’s the Monday of the second full week after the New Year, which means two things. First, it’s the first truly shitty workweek Monday of the brand-new year — you’re still kind of coasting on that post-holiday high when you hit the workplace or school or whatever, but this one makes it clear that Life Sucks And Will Continue To Suck — and second, it that the Hollywood Marketing Machine is back in full force since everybody’s back on the studio lot or at their desk at the ad agency. Seemingly well-aware of these facts, Paramount decided to drop a new trailer for jackass forever earlier on Monday morning, and we’ll bet it’ll put a goofy-ass grin on your face for at least a couple of minutes.
Peep it:
Here’s a synopsis (But, after all, it’s just a jackass movie, do you really need one? People will be hurt in various funny ways and nerds like us will argue that it’s the peak of performance art.):
“Celebrating the joy of being back together with your best friends and a perfectly executed shot to the dingdong, the original jackass crew return for another round of hilarious, wildly absurd, and often dangerous displays of comedy with a little help from some exciting new cast. Johnny and the team push the envelope even further in ‘jackass forever.'”
jackass forever will hit theaters — finally, after what seems like a hundred thousand years since the first trailer for this motherfucker dropped — on February 4. Even better, it won’t have to fight for screen space with Morbius, since that beast decided to suck in April instead of late January. Also, a challenge to all of you out there: Take a date to go see jackass forever. Why? Well, if they dig it, you know two things about this person: they’re either a keeper, or they’re gonna give you some crazy-ass stories over your brief window of interaction that may get your bar tab paid for one day.