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All the 2018 Super Bowl movie trailers, ranked

It was a sparsely-watched Super Bowl this year, as only 103.4 million people watched the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Patriots in order to win their first championship on Sunday. To say the mood in Boston is subdued today is accurate, and we're now starting to slowly arise from the hangovers that came after everybody drank themselves into oblivion last night. Still, there was one aspect of last night's game that didn't disappoint, regardless of which team you were rooting for: the small previews for Hollywood's largest summer offerings that were sprinkled amongst shitty commercials for Tide and Ram trucks like specks of gold in a muddy river. Here's our ranking of this year's Super Bowl trailers from worst to best, with appearances from the cast of the original Cloverfield, Tom Cruise, The Rock, a bunch of dinosaurs and a young Han Solo amongst many more.

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Mission Impossible: Fallout

We’re just going to put this mildly: this trailer fucking rules. You have the stunt that caused Tom Cruise to break his goddamn ankle present, you’ve got Henry Cavil’s sexy fucking mustache (you know, the one that launched a thousand Warner Bros. VFX artists to erase for Justice League and burned the eyes of critics), you’ve got all the returning gang- Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Michelle Monaghan, Rebecca Ferguson- and the new faces — Cavill and Angela Bassett, among others — and some crazy fucking helicopter-on-helicopter action. So it’s gonna be a hard-ass wait until July when we can finally get this mainlined into our eyeballs.

In Cruise we trust.

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