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All the 2018 Super Bowl movie trailers, ranked

It was a sparsely-watched Super Bowl this year, as only 103.4 million people watched the Philadelphia Eagles beat the Patriots in order to win their first championship on Sunday. To say the mood in Boston is subdued today is accurate, and we're now starting to slowly arise from the hangovers that came after everybody drank themselves into oblivion last night. Still, there was one aspect of last night's game that didn't disappoint, regardless of which team you were rooting for: the small previews for Hollywood's largest summer offerings that were sprinkled amongst shitty commercials for Tide and Ram trucks like specks of gold in a muddy river. Here's our ranking of this year's Super Bowl trailers from worst to best, with appearances from the cast of the original Cloverfield, Tom Cruise, The Rock, a bunch of dinosaurs and a young Han Solo amongst many more.

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This was the biggest hit at our Super Bowl party, and it’s easy to see why from the 30-second teaser: it’s got the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in it, and it’s got a stupidly crazy stunt in it, in which Johnson tries to jump from the end of a crane to a building some forty feet away while taking fire from police helicopters. If that doesn’t sell you on this being the kind of blockbuster nonsense that we are absolutely going to show up for this summer, then perhaps the following scene will, in which Johnson’s artificial leg betrays him after the jump. The full trailer, which released right after the spot aired, clarifies some of the details about the plot: Johnson’s a security expert whose family is held hostage by terrorists/thieves in the world’s tallest building as it burns down, and it’s up to Johnson to save his family and the building from death and destruction, respectively. It’s The Towering Inferno by way of Die Hard, directed by the dude who made Dodgeball and starring the world’s most charismatic action star. We are here for it.

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