If you're anything like me, you woke up this morning knowing that the trailer for Avengers: Infinity War was going to drop and you probably planned your whole day around it. You probably didn't know that it was going to premiere on fucking Good Morning America, which is pretty damn great because you can be in bed before 11 since it isn't going to be on Jimmy Kimmel after all.
Anyways, I've spent most of my life in the thrall of Marvel's creations, so I figured I'd walk you through some of the cool bits of the trailer and tie together some of the new details to other previously released materials and some other spoilery goodness. So we'll take it shot by shot, and dive into cracking the puzzle that is Infinity War.
Warning: Spoilers Will Follow
Here’s the Vision getting skull-fucked by another one of the Black Order’s members, Corvus Glaive, who’s married to Proximia Midnight and is totally a #squadgoals hero if you’re into wrecking worlds and beating up superheroes with your significant other. He’s on that Comic-Con poster as well, and so is his spear.