If you're anything like me, you woke up this morning knowing that the trailer for Avengers: Infinity War was going to drop and you probably planned your whole day around it. You probably didn't know that it was going to premiere on fucking Good Morning America, which is pretty damn great because you can be in bed before 11 since it isn't going to be on Jimmy Kimmel after all.
Anyways, I've spent most of my life in the thrall of Marvel's creations, so I figured I'd walk you through some of the cool bits of the trailer and tie together some of the new details to other previously released materials and some other spoilery goodness. So we'll take it shot by shot, and dive into cracking the puzzle that is Infinity War.
Warning: Spoilers Will Follow
I’m going to say this is just one of Thanos’ ships, hovering over Manhattan. As I mentioned before, I have a theory about these guys, and it goes like this: they’re excavators, meant to rend up the surface of our world. Why, you ask? Well, you’ll have to wait.
Or they could just be big ol’ teleporters, but that doesn’t make a ton of sense, given that we’ll see that aliens still have to invade normally later on. Or they might just be giant Onion Rings.
I like that explanation. Let’s stick with it.