By now you know the game: Shopping for loved ones is both the best and worst thing ever. Each year we spend incalculable bank one-upping loved ones, friends, and frenemies in an effort to find that one perfect gift. This holiday season, Vanyaland has compiled its own gift guide to hep you navigate the sea of consumerism, from stocking stuffer ideas to a giant fucking Han Solo carbonite wall-piece that would be the envy of any aspiring Hutt. If you don't see anything of interest now, fear not: We'll be updating this jimjam until the last mall turns off its fading lights and the last website closes up Santa's online shop for the season.
Han Solo in Carbonite Life-Sized Figure
We’re writing this entry on our guide in the deep hope that one of you out there has enough cash to slap down for this bad boy. Sideshow Collectibles, purveyors of nerdy statues and busts, has started a series of life-sized centerpieces from the Star Wars movies, and we think that, out of all the options available on their website, this is the very best one. It’s something we could see a very rich version of ourselves hanging on the wall in our billiards room, and occasionally we’d drunkenly try to feed this perfect replica of the suffering Smuggler applesauce late at night. If you’re sad you can’t get it all in one go, just remember that Sideshow offers financing, and they’re happy to take 10 payments of $791 instead of the full seven grand up front. — Nick Johnston
$7,499 :: Sideshow Collectibles
