There are 10 days until Christmas, which means there are only approximately 9.6 shopping days left in the holiday season. Chances are you've locked down your shopping list and you've got it all sorted out (congratulations!), but if you're like us, you've still got some shopping left to do. So Michael Christopher and Michael Marotta of Vanyaland put their Michaelness together to whip up a 2016 Holiday Gift Guide, geared towards the music lover in your life. Yeah yeah, we know, we should have published this shit right after Thanksgiving (turns out we're as tardy with our publishing as we are with our shopping). But we live in the age of expedited shipping, so buck up, order some of the goods below, or use it as a template as you venture into the commercial brick and mortar war zones this weekend.
Morrissey 3D Crystal
Usually people are very hard to shop for. Not Morrissey fans. The Moz lover in your life certainly has very specific tastes, and those specifications usually involve Morrissey’s likeness. They already have the t-shirts, the posters, and even those weird-ass knitted dolls that made the rounds two years ago, so up the Unmerry Christmas game with this Morrissey 3D Crystal. Made in two styles — choose between Mozzer’s regular mug or the England Is Mine version — and decorate the mantle with this charming man. As they wrote in their letters to Santa, please please please let them get what they want.
$44, available at the UK Mporium.
— Michael Marotta
