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The Replacement’s Edge: Here’s who we think should be AC/DC’s new ‘guest vocalist’

Last night, fans of AC/DC were thunderstruck when the legendary Australian hard rock band announced they were postponed 10 upcoming North American gigs due to the declining hearing of frontman Brian Johnson. Doctors have told the singer/screamer/grunter/prowler, who has fronted AC/DC since 1980, when he replaced the late Bon Scott, that he was at risk for “total hearing loss” if he did not stop touring immediately.

Given the age and various other health and legal issues surrounding AC/DC -- founding guitarist Malcolm Young left in 2014 due to increased dementia, while last year, drummer Phil Rudd was sentenced to eight months of home confinement on drug charges and being found guilty of threatening to kill a former employee -- Johnson's ailment appears to spell the end for the veteran group. But when AC/DC revealed the news last night, they stressed that the axed gigs were postponements and not cancellations. A press release declared that the stateside shows would be rescheduled for later in the year -- and, here is the bombshell, “likely with a guest vocalist.”

So, who should that vocalist be? This morning, we asked the Vanyaland staff who they think would be a perfect candidate to replace Johnson, and the responses ranged from the serious to the humorous to the most dangerous "candidate" of them all. Of course, this is all in good fun -- we all know Myles Kennedy will get the gig once he locks in the Stone Temple Pilots job.

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Krysta Cameron formerly of iwrestledabearonce

By Barry Thompson

The spazz-metal cabal iwrestledabearonce just hasn’t been the same since parting ways with founding vocalist Krysta Cameron in 2012. Her simultaneous mastery of guttural bellows and elegant intones misled many a listener to assume IWABO was a two-singer operation. After Cameron bounced, the band scrounged up Courtney LaPlante, who can also sing and scream on the same track. But LaPlante couldn’t replace the sonic irreverence and manic genre-hopping that defined 2009’s It’s All Happening and 2011’s Ruining It For Everyone, which vanished alongside Cameron. Nowadays, Cameron’s left the metal lifestyle behind to focus on motherhood. Under normal circumstances, resuming her previous state of perpetual mayhem would not be a responsible life choice. However, a few AC/DC stadium tour paychecks would likely cover Junior’s college education several times over, which means if she’s offered this gig, perpetual mayhem is the only responsible choice.

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