Ok, so look we’re going to be upfront with everyone in regards to Valentine’s Day 2016. There’s a Rock Of Love marathon airing on VH1 all day on Sunday, starting at 11 a.m. It follows season-long marathons of Flavor Of Love (today) and I Love New York (Saturday), all part of VH1’s 14 Days Of Love festivities that started earlier this month, so there’s a good chance we’re not leaving the couch all weekend long. Couple that — more talk about coupling! — with the frigid temperatures outside, and maybe it’s best to just not leave the house until after President’s Day (or whenever Spring Training starts). For this year, our love lives can live on through the broken promise of Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav, and Tiffany Pollard. That’s fine. However, for others, love does hang in the air like the sweet stench of faded regret and Gucci Rush, so making some sort of plans are necessary. That means going out. Here are five options to stitch up that miserable heart.