Who’s playing this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos? That’s a clown question, bro.
Go ahead and knock off the next 24 minutes of your life with the Gathering’s official infomercial, which premiered today on YouTube. This year’s theme seems to be some sort of heaven and hell vibe — which represents the daily struggle of every Juggalo, man or woman — and unveils all the performers at this year’s Gathering, which goes down July 23 to 27 at Legend Valley in Thornville, Ohio.
We don’t know if Juggalo Dog — our beloved Insane Clown Poochie — will be repping, but here’s who will be: Insane Clown Posse (obvi), Cannibal Corpse, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Biohazard, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, Tech Nine, someone promising named Whitey Peyton, and a few dozen more.
Oh, and there’s comedy. The unintentional kind.
Not only will VH-1’s Sherrod Small and pro wrestler Mick Foley be bringing the ha-ha, but motherfucking Gilbert Fucking Gottfried will be on hand to read 50 Shades of Grey. Apparently he’s done this before.
And we thought today’s news of Awesome Day Fest wouldn’t be topped.
Woop Woop.