Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham likes to call herself a best-selling author and “#1 reality TV personality.” Others are calling her much worse today after she released a terrible new single, the auto-tune abortion-pop un-jam “Blowin.”
And no, it’s not about that, even though Abraham has done porn multiple times to keep her name in the spotlight. Her latest porno is called Farrah 2: Backdoor And More, and she doesn’t sing in it. [This link is very NSFW.]
But here in “Blowin,” she calls out the haters (she’s “blowin’ all these bullies away”, the computerized chorus tells us) and celebrates her celebrity status (we think), but she’s clearly inviting a whole lot more vitriol her way with this nightmare thing. We’ve actually never seen so many immediate “dislikes” on a YouTube clip before — at press time, the video has 4,558 negative votes, and only 325 thumbs up. That’s as close to unanimous as the internet gets these days.
It’s unfortunate — the 22-year-old is clearly too old for Patrice Wilson, and yet, we somehow feel like only he can help her here.
Check out the lyrics in case you want to fake-sing along at home.
Be sure to fuck up the pronunciation of “celebrity” for full effect.
Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away
Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away
Celeburty -Celeburty -Celeburty
Being yourself is makin you famous
Live and learn
Be better then normal
Make those mistakes
Your blowin ( your blowin) all their minds away
(Appearance, Sexuality, Ability)
Casted out
Now your standin out
Like a star
Be true to you
Topin all the charts
Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away (REPEAT!)
CelebURty -CelebURty –CelebURty
CelebURty -CelebURty -CelebURty
Being yourself is makin you famous
All these ups
And downs
With the best
Support around
(Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages)
Bein a star
Is better then
Not knowin (not knowin)
Who your are
Let the hate stack up
Positivity push through
Being you (Bein You)
Take your time,
(Have the last laugh)
It’s your time
Being ourselves made us famous
Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
I’m blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away (REPEAT!)
Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
I’m blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away
CelebURty -CelebURty –CelebURty
Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
I’m blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away
CelebURty -CelebURty –CelebURty
Being ourselves made us famous