After we published the Ron Jeremy “Wrecking Ball” clip a few days ago, we didn’t think anything else could make quite as unnerved. Then along comes this piece on Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy recalling the days when he boasted a pierced schlong. We wonder if he walked around saying “This Ain’t A Peen, It’s An Arms Race.”
According to E Online, Wentz made a Monday appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens — our DVR failed to capture this one — and the topic quickly veered away from Martin Luther King Day.
The bassist took some questions from the audience, and that’s when shit got real.
Wentz reiterated a fans question: “Have I ever gotten a piercing below the waist? I’ve had basically everything pierced in my entire life.”
At that point, Watch What Happens host Andy Cohen smelled blood in the pants. “So you had your dick pierced?” Cohen asked.
“I did,” admitted Wentz. “I was young and dumb and full of wisdom. It’s not pierced anymore.”
Wentz didn’t elaborate if he sported a Prince Albert, a dolphin, or an ampallang. But this wasn’t the first time Watch What Happens stumbled upon the topic of Wentz’ manhood.
Self-taken photos of Wentz’s manhood leaked online in March 2006. He addressed the nude picture scandal during an April 2013 appearance on Watch What Happens Live. “The worst thing is that I had to have a conversation with my mother about that, which was kind of like a little bit hard to do,” the Illinois native recalled. “And the best thing is that everybody knows what they’ll be working with.”
Amen.
Here’s Wentz back in the day, and it’s quite possible he could have had a dick piercing during the shooting of this video. I guess we’ll have to tune in to the next Watch What Happens to know for sure.
Meanwhile, Fall Out Boy and Paramore play the XFinity Center in Mansfield on June 22.