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Premature Evacuation: Racy, sexy, masturbate-y Miley Cyrus video for ‘Adore You’ leaks early

Miley Cyrus fans got one last Christmas present late last night, as the racy new music video from the 20-year-old pop queen leaked a day before its official release. “Adore You” might be MyCy’s sexiest video yet — she gets to know her lady parts on land and sea, diddling her Skittle deep down under the covers and then splashes around in the bath tub while wearing a black lace one-piece. Anchorman 2’s Lace Man would be proud.

There’s even some hott night vision camera action, leaving nothing to the eroto-imagination and Miley tells us how much she loves us. Seems like only yesterday she was innocently swinging naked on some wrecking balls crying over a recent heartbreak.

But this time around, not even the Oxblood Docs made the cut, and the lovey-dovey mood didn’t extend to the video’s premature ejaculation: Cyrus didn’t seem too pleased that the sex tape-like “Adore You” clip leaked a few hours early. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Regardless of its release date, “Adore You” has big shoes to fill — her last video “Wrecking Ball” has surpassed 438 million plays on YouTube (dafuq) and Bangerz‘ lead single “We Can’t Stop” is approaching 320 million.

It might also be a risky move releasing another ballad right after “Wrecking Ball,” but when you’re masturbating in bed we’re not sure the choice of song even really matters.

Cyrus brings her Bangerz tour to the TD Garden on April 2.