We were originally going to post this without commentary, because the video stands alone on its own merit. But we’ll quickly provide the backstory. R. Kelly basically claimed he could turn any subject into a sex song, so Rolling Stone put him up to the task last week in their offices.
In this 2:26 clip, the four random subjects came fast and furious — sex dolphins, ice hockey, newspapers, Italian sandwich of love — but the R&B star handles them all with uncanny seduction and sensuality.
Yum yum, yum, indeed. No need for pee when you got ice hockey.
Black Panties — R. Kelly’s new record, duh — drops December 10. Here’s the track listing, which was just announced today:
01. Legs Shakin’ (ft. Ludacris)
02. Cookie
03. Throw This Money on You
04. Prelude
05. Marry the Pussy
06. You Deserve Better
07. Genius
08. All the Way (ft. Kelly Rowland)
09. My Story (ft. 2 Chainz)
10. Right Back
11. Spend That (ft. Jeezy)
12. Crazy Sex
13. Shut Up
14. Tear It Up (ft. Future) [deluxe edition]
15. Show Ya Pussy (ft. Migos and Juicy J) [deluxe edition]
16. Physical [deluxe edition]
17. Every Position [deluxe edition]
