Ok, we really thought the French Fry Burger from Burger King was going to be the most ridiculous thing we’ve seen this week, but no. Of course not. Now along comes Caitlin Heller, who set her self on fire while trying to twerk on camera. Never mind our asses, we can’t even shake our heads hard enough right now.
We repeat: She set her self on fire while trying to twerk on camera.
Twerking has gone on too far. And since Miley personally delivered it to everyone’s living room at the VMAs last week, people are getting burned in and out of the clubs.
“I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a little too hot :),” Heller reassures us in the clip she posted to YouTube on Tuesday. Unsurprisingly, it’s nearing a million views. Yankee Candle should get all over this.
And forget “Express Yourself,” someone needs to slow this down and set it to Alicia Keys. “She’s just a girl, and she’s on fire… Hotter than a fantasy, lonely like a highway… She’s living in a world, and it’s on fire…”