Face it, you would go out tonight, but you have neither a stitch to wear or a single bitch to care. Thankfully, along has come Mozopoly, a Morrissey-themed parody “bored game” designed by Twitter user Troubled Morrissey.
And yes, it brilliantly can only accommodate one player.
They’ve made all kinds of different themed Monopoly games over the years — from the Muppets to the Yankees — so hoping this one will eventually see mass production isn’t too far-fetched.
And what joy we’ve had thinking of the possible game-pieces — anyone want to be the spare lawnmower part?
Here’s a closer look at the board, the best one since Moz’s very own Ouija.
Naturally, Mozopoly has been re-tweeted nearly 600 times since yesterday…
Mozopoly: a bored-game for up to one player. pic.twitter.com/utGNLwhEzm
— Troubled Morrissey (@troubledmozza) April 18, 2014