For Whom The Dildos: Drummer uses sex toys on Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’

 
 

Just when we all thought witnessing the return of Frank Zappa in some dad’s door knob was going to be the weirdest thing we’ve seen all week, along comes a drummer using a pair of dildos to play “Enter Sandman” by Metallica.

Sure, we’ve all heard the classic metal song by now, but none of us have ever heard it like this. YouTube user 66Samus uploaded the cover on Tuesday (January 16), and it has already banged out 120,000 views. It gives new meaning to identifying “the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head,” but, 66Samus says the performance wasn’t all fun and games.

“These were not as fun to play with as you might think,” he writes in the comments, echoing the sentiments of many a drunk and curious man over the years. “They were a bit heavy and short lol like swinging chodes”.

Sleep with one eye open, indeed.