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Nineteen Eighty Whine: Here are 13 people really fucking wrong about Taylor Swift’s ‘Welcome To New York’

 

About an hour or so before midnight on the East Coast, Taylor Swift dropped “Welcome To New York,” the third and latest single from her upcoming record 1989. The new jam is back to the upbeat pop nature we first heard on “Shake It Off,” and naturally, Tay Sway fans are out on social media in full force, tweeting their little tween faces off and telling everyone just how it is.

And many are just fucking wrong.

Here are 13 people we think are just way off the mark in their assessment of “Welcome To New York.” Some think it sucks, some think it’s a masterpiece, some think it’ll make everyone stop singing that Alicia Keys song about New York. Everyone is wrong. Meanwhile, go get the song here.

 

 
 

Ehhh, probably not though.

 
 

False: it is good. Just barely, but still good.

 
 

Nope.

 
 

Unlikely.

 
 

Not going that far. It’s good. It’s fun. It’s dance-around-your-bedroom-able. But shit, a masterpiece? Hey, Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend” is a masterpiece.

🙁

Not awful.

 
 

Give it a day or two.

Waaaaaait wuuuuuut?

1 for 3.

 
 

Album’s gonna be okay. Just wait.

Doesn’t suck!

No she did not.

Oh shit wait maybe she did.


Listen to a preview of “Welcome To New York” below…

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