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‘Fart Metal’ is here: Decrepit Birth drummer creates metal song with only his own flatulence for vocals

 
 

Flatulence is so hot right now.

First someone dubbed Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video with nothing but fart noises, adding a fresh coat of stank on the pop rapper’s latest hit. But now the gas game has been raised to previously un-smelled heights, and Decrepit Birth drummer Samus Paulicelli has recorded a new metal song with vocals comprised entirely of his own farts.

We would expect nothing less from a guy in a technical death metal band.

We were going to Vanyaland Challenge this one, but who are we kidding. It’s only a little more than two minutes long, but we wish it were longer. Someone needs to get Taco Bell on this shit.

“I have done it!” Paulicelli boasts. “Here is FART METAL!!! And yes, every fart you hear is real and came from my own butt-hole.”

He then added: “:) 🙂 :)”

Take that, butt rock. You’ve been ass-assinated.

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