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Holy Shit What: Plastic Justin Bieber, Plastic Jennifer Lawrence, and Plastic Madonna are here to ruin your life

Back in the innocent and beautiful ’90s, Danish-Norwegian pop group Aqua blissfully sang “I’m a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world / Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!”

That was then, this is now.

Not that any of us asked for this, but the Plastics are here to ruin everyone’s day. They almost look like Garbage Pail Kids from the 1987 movie. But it’s a classic case of the American dream, really: Guy spends $100k to look like Justin Bieber, makes shitty electro-pop song with kindred spirits, and takes to YouTube for (mis-)fortune and fame.

Let’s just fold up shop and call it a day.

Thankfully, Gawker has the details

Toby Sheldon, 33, spent $100,000 on plastic surgery so he could look somewhat like Justin Bieber. Apparently he didn’t have anything left over for this music video.

“The Plastics” stars Sheldon as Plastic Bieber, 30-year-old Kitty Jay as Plastic Jennifer Lawrence, and Venus D’Lite (of RuPaul’s Drag Race fame) as Plastic Madonna. The lyrics are all about the beauty of plastic surgery and the qualifications of the Plastics’ doctors, and the singing is unsalvageable even with copious Auto-Tune.

Unsurprisingly, YouTube comments have been disabled. Haven’t we all.